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「船が沈んでゆくぞ!」船長が叫んだ。
船から人を降ろしたいので、
symugameには「この船から沈んでゆく豪華客船を撮影すると、あなたはtopyoutuberになれますよ。」と言い、
tefuには「溺れてる人がいます。助ければ、あなたはネットニュースで称賛されますよ。履歴書にも書けます」と言って
chimfeには「今ここで飛び降りたら確実に死ねますよ」と言った。
続いてマンフェには「チンフェが自殺しようとしていますよ」と声をかけ、
ほしかねきには「chimfeがカナヅチとあなたのことを煽ってましたよ」と発奮させた。
弁護士の小西には「今、ここで飛び降りたらモテますよ。」と話すと鼻血を出して飛び込んだ。
西村には「海に飛び降りたら開示の仕方を教えましょう」とその気にさせ、
山岡には「規則ですよ」と常識的に諭した。
うしじまには「みんながあなたのセクシーな姿が見たいんだ」と言って
「海で若い女の子が飛び込んでますよ」と指示を出したリダクルに襲われるうしじまの悲鳴を聴いた。
寺田ネキと安達には「ゴリホーモがあなたを殺そうとしてます」と船から飛び降りさせて、
オメガには「中国人や韓国人も飛び降りてますよ」と煽った。
月永には「ニコ厨があなたのダイブを見たいんだってさ」と語り、
ださいたまには「危険ですから飛び降りないでください」と注意した。
唐澤は面倒だったんで突き落とした

2 - 核撃てば尊師 (sage) 2017/01/23(月) 23:23:53.41 ID:1xQJCub80

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3:八神太一 ◆YAGAMI99iU :背番号99 :2011/08/12(金) 12:36:58.30 ID:Ezxx0f/p
相変わらず2レスで落ちそうやな
なんJの神である俺が救済したやるよありがたく思え

4 - 核撃てば尊師 (sage) 2017/01/23(月) 23:31:22.87 ID:V+jVugcx0

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5 - 核撃てば尊師 2017/01/23(月) 23:48:12.30 ID:qfkw4ij2I

>>2>>3
いかんのか?

6 - 核撃てば尊師 (sage) 2017/01/24(火) 00:47:08.83 ID:UGgQk6xiI

チンフェのマネならいい線いってる

7 - 核撃てば尊師 2017/01/24(火) 00:53:12.80 ID:lIeHQXZVi

発言チンフェクリソツ

8 - 核撃てば尊師 2017/01/24(火) 00:53:45.13 ID:lIeHQXZVi

本人だったら面白いのになあ

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